Twyla: Between you and me, I know how hard it can be to pay off debt. Alexis: I was thinking we could have a little ladies' night at my place. Mutt: I'm sorry, it's just I think sometimes you have a tendency to say the wrong thing, that's all. Schitt's Creek's Twyla Sands (Sarah Levy) may be a perennially cheerful waitress, but she also has a pretty dark history. Moira: Just coffee, please. If watching her friend Alexis date her ex-boyfriend, Mutt, or dealing with her repeatedly cutting her off mid-conversation doesn't faze Twyla, it's hard to imagine anything will. Twyla: Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose, the special is cream of mushroom soup. Alexis: So what's going on over there? At the end of season six, it is revealed at the start of the series Twyla won 92 million dollars in the lottery. Johnny: Raw milk. Moira: It depends, are we talking emotionally? Is it his birthday or something? "This is so exciting! I really didn't think that was gonna hit you. Just depends on my mood. Johnny: Super crappy? Portrayed by My Uncle Ken only has three fingers now, which is too bad, because he's deaf, and he only speaks using sign language, but he made his choices. I have good news and, and some bad news. He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac, and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order. Alexis: That's so sweet of you, but I'm gonna be fine. I just booked the last room. Johnny: Well, it's tasting more like meat. Johnny: What? It turns out his entire business was illegal, and he lost everything. He predicted when he was going to leave my mom, like, to the day. Well, today, is it more fruity or more vegetably? "It turns out his entire business was illegal, and he lost everything," she says. Considering Twyla has only alluded to her harrowing past, that's not entirely out of the question. It's a little different now. Um, my dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song." Johnny: Super crappy? Twyla: Between you and me, I know how hard it can be to pay off debt. Ted: Ah, it's just a bit of a tradition at Christmas parties that I have with my friends. Twyla: Oh, that is my favourite Liam Neeson movie. Moira: Oh, wonderful anecdote. I could've sworn it was Wednesdays. I basically did exactly the same thing with my friends once. I'll get you your coffees. It's always quiet before the lunch rush. I just got caught up on the phone. You would make a terrible drug dealer, Mr. Rose. Bogdanovich loved a mink. she responds. Twyla: Oh, yeah. Twyla asks cheerfully. Twyla: You had election signs? Alexis: Oh! He predicted when he was going to leave my mom, like, to the day. Quote from Moira. With her winning 92 million dollars in the lottery, Twyla is presumably the wealthiest resident of. Quote from Stevie. My mom has this thing where half the time she thinks I'm her cousin Angela. Twyla: I'm sorry to hear that. "But he was also really good at reading tarot cards. Alexis: Okay! Twyla: This afternoon would be great. "My best friend in kindergarten ran away, and her parents didn't notice, and she ended up getting adopted by this really rich Asian family in Vancouver," Twyla explains. This site sets cookies with your browser and may collect personal information. All rights reserved. In the original presentational pilot for the series, Twyla is presented as being introverted, nerdy, and downtrodden, wearing a constraining cardigan and glasses; a stark contrast to the friendly and optimistic Twyla presented in the series. Uh, absolutely! ", David has just run away from Schitt's Creek, and Twyla comforts Alexis with her own relevant tale. My Uncle Ken only has three fingers now, which is too bad, because he's deaf, and he only speaks using sign language, but he made his choices. Twyla: Between you and me, I know how hard it can be to pay off debt. Moira: Hm. Johnny: Well, the reason I point it out is that, um, you know, I've been looking for a place to work. Twyla Sands : In fact, my cousin got a job at this company that ended up being illegal and he lost all of his money. Best Wishes, Warmest Regards: A Schitt's Creek Farewell, https://schitts-creek.fandom.com/wiki/Twyla_Sands?oldid=10811. She is always ready to lend a sympathetic ear to the Rose family, even if there are other customers waiting for service, and if the Roses' problems might seem petty compared to, say, having a father in prison. Twyla: My uncle had a parrot that just kept asking me to take my bra off. Sarah Levy Correct this quote. And her fiancé was a satanist.". ", While Twyla is trying to write a song for Mutt, she explains to Alexis and Ted: "My dad always said, 'When in doubt, say it with a song.' "But then they had their own kid, so she kind of got neglected a bit, and I can't remember whether she's back on the streets now, or...", Mutt is teaching Alexis how to ride a bike when Twyla emerges from the café. Because you've done that before. Twyla: Hi, I'm Twyla. Twyla: Were the crows nice? Come by around eight. Twyla: Is everything okay, Mr. Rose? "He used to say, 'One foot on the ground, one foot on the pedal, and then get the hell out of here! ", "My mom had a turtle dove that was eaten by her ex-fiancé's snake," Twyla tells Alexis in an attempt to comfort her after her pet turtle goes missing. That was a bad sign. I have good news and, and some bad news. David: Yeah, that are for sale. Twyla: It's always been Tuesdays. Johnny: No. ", After Moira discovers that her campaign signs have gone missing, the Jazzagals begin sharing their own bizarre occurrences. "Is the bad news that there is no good news?" Twyla: [taking headphones off] That's okay. But he is learning Spanish, "No mas, le duele!" Not quite the same. Moira: We're all pitching in these days, dear. Can I take your plate? "I have some good news and some bad news," Jocelyn says. Twyla: No, Meadow Harvest is exactly how it sounds. Alexis: So what's going on over there? Alexis: So what's going on over there? Alexis tells Twyla that it's okay to spend a bit of money on herself every so often, if it's for something special — so Twyla decides to buy the café; She plans on renaming the place "Twyla's Café Tropical", or maybe simply "Twyla's Café". ", When the Roses discover they've become disconnected from their children, Johnny asks Twyla about her own parents. Tomorrow morning. Schitt's Creek's Twyla Sands (Sarah Levy) may be a perennially cheerful waitress, but she also has a pretty dark history. Although, part of me is a little relieved. Quote from Moira. Twyla Sands Moira: Oh, wonderful anecdote. Twyla: Hey, Bob. Alexis: Hey, Twyla. Mrs. Rose simply looks at her silently. Moira: Oh, wonderful anecdote. Patrick: I'm just so relieved that I made a reservation. Maybe people were mowing their lawns. Johnny: Yes it is, Twyla. I heard you guys were leaving. Yes, yes, yes. Since you did tell me to break up with him, and then you dated him... And then other times, not. Twyla Sands Quotes ‘Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose’ Quotes ‘Schitt's Creek’ Quotes ‘Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose’ Quotes. Johnny: [sighs] You know, in the old days, I stood by your side no matter how you wanted to spend the holidays. Twyla: Oh, that's okay! The family of Twyla Sands is said to be large and full of many named and unnamed eclectic members, all residing in or around the town of Schitt's Creek.. During the course of the series, Twyla Sands mentions many of her crazy relatives, so much it has become a running gag on the show. Quote from Twyla in Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose. I'll be your waitress today. And I- It- Twyla: And her fiancé was a Satanist. Tag Archives: Schitts Creek Twyla Sands Quotes Lines. Quote from Twyla in Moira's Nudes. How are you holding up? Twyla: Oh. Patrick: Are we supposed to be doing anything for this party? Appearances Johnny: Why wouldn't it be, it's Christmas Eve? Twyla: Mr. Rose! Twyla: Yes, it is. Johnny: What, is there a problem? Gender Twyla: Morning. According to my tea leaves, the guy I'm suppose to marry is black, so... Twyla: I had a best friend that hooked. She kept it a secret to the town because she doesn’t want people to treat her differently. Just a little thing for Mutt. David: Yes. Twyla: I'm just working on something. Johnny: Hm. Twyla: No. Johnny: Tell me this, sweetheart, have I asked you for a lot this year? Twyla: Add it to your tab. Given all of the dark stories Twyla has shared throughout Schitt's Creek's six seasons, her unflappable positivity is only more impressive. Twyla: I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing, he made a ton of money. In many ways, Twyla is Alexis's rural counterpart. Twyla: I am just gonna put these plates down. Alexis: Yeah! My aunt used to play this game with me a lot. And despite the fact that she "could be anywhere doing anything," she's decided she already has everything she needs, managing the café and listening to everyone's stories; it makes her smile. Bob: Just, just a coffee, please. David: I almost didn't see you there through the mad rush of the Friday night dinner crowd. Johnny: Well, it's probably just kids. Stevie: Are you sure you didn't put the same reservation in twice? Twyla: And again, you know my thing with ghosts? Bob: Yeah. Twyla: Because I think I'm going home with a guy. This site sets cookies with your browser and may collect personal information. Moira: Yes! And it happened on Valentine's Day. Twyla: You're welcome. Like a-an office space. Johnny: Look, we are sold out. He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order. He was a roadie with Fleetwood Mac and that was the last thing Mick Fleetwood said to him before the band hit him with a restraining order. Twyla: Everything okay over here? Sadly it hasn't been an issue, but maybe we could use the 'no' from the 'no refunds' sign. But- But that's okay because at least you're somewhere, you know? Alexis: What's a big business right now? Alexis: Oh! Schitt's Creek Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. But to Twyla Sands,… MENU. Alexis: So Meadow Harvest doesn't refer to anything in particular. Twyla: I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing, he made a ton of money. So, what time is the Ghost of Christmas Past coming to visit you tonight? Johnny: I'm sorry I asked. But he made his choices. Twyla: He plays soccer, and he works at the quarry, and we both have the same second favourite colour. Moira: What if there's a more sinister explanation? Alexis: You know, I remember when Alexis was just a chubby-faced little girl racing around the house in that banned babywalker, and now she's spending time in a drug lord's trunk?! Not quite the same. Twyla: Hi, I'm Twyla. You're somewhere else, you know? Yup. Johnny: You see, I get a lot of ideas back at the motel that need serious contemplation, but with the family there, I just can't seem to get any work done. But instead of cookies, it was whatever we could find in our parents' medicine cabinets, and instead of a Christmas party, it was an old boot factory in Krakow. "One of my mom's boyfriends had a really great trick," the waitress says. But when does- When does somewhere become there? Just a little thing for Mutt. Johnny: Yes, yes, we are, and I just wanted to thank you for all the great service over the past few months. Twyla: They're just heavy plates! She's always able to find the silver lining in the bad cards she's been dealt in life, which as Levy said in the same on-set interview, is exactly what people love most about the character: her generosity and kind spirit. Bob: Oh, you know. Like communists or non-union actors. That was another thing he used to say. Just a little thing for Mutt. "My aunt used to play this game with me a lot.". Gwen: I know. Is it his birthday or something? Turns out she predicted that for a lot of people, but she also predicts prosperity and happiness for the Rose family. Stevie: Wow. She's innocently insensitive and kindhearted, yet a bit of a simpleton; She is as kind as she is airheaded. My campaign signs have gone missing. Just don't ask about her family. And it's getting harder and harder to coordinate visitation times with my dad in prison.